Wednesday, November 21, 2012

If I were

Rich and Famous...
Just reading about Rihanna's demands as she jet sets the world as part of her '777 Tour' performing 7 shows in 7 days in 7 different countries got me thinking.
What would I demand if I were rich and famous and, I'm going to say that it wouldn't be Cheetos, Ruffles, Oreos, Gummi bears, Cup O' Noodles... you get the point.
So, should that ever happen...being rich and famous that is, I want to be fully prepared and have begun to craft my list, and it goes something like this.

ALYA's ( Capitalized cause that's how it's gonna be when I'm Rich and Famous) Diva Tour Demands in no particular order but all very very important!
-A private Jet...given!?
-24/7 massage therapist...big, strong and handsome!
-Personal trainer...forgiving
-Plastic surgeon with lots and lots of goodies in his arsenal
-Professional photographer and airbrushing expert
-Beauty crew of make-up artists, hair dressers, eustachians, manicurists, etc.
-Buddha Bar music or other based on mood
-Scented candles EVERYWHERE...candle tbd but all white and black
-Red and White wine and lots of it
-Moët & Chandon Dom Perignon White Gold and lots of it
-White everything and a crew to keep it all clean
-Carrot juice...can this be white just in case my entourage spills?
-Cheese especially Manchego and Parmesan
-Prosciutto...imported only and not from China!
-Jelly Bellies with the black/licorice and brown/Root beer removed...Yuk! 
-LaMer for face and body
-Everything CHANEL
Man, I would make an AWESOME Diva!!??

OK, have to get back to reality but personally, I like my list better.  What's on yours?

Rihanna's is several pages long but here are some of the highlights...
-One package of Oreos
-One large bag of Haribo brand Gold Bears
-One box of Capri Suns
-10 bags of cheddar cheese Ruffles
-Red Bulls, Grey Goose, Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Diet Coke
-10 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos
-Stuffed olives

-One box of Golden Grahams cereal
-Mini Babybel cheeses
Read more: Rihanna Sends Out List Of 'diva Tour Demands'

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