Thursday, May 19, 2011

Blogging is like Sex!

Just read an interesting quote by Kevin Anderson that resonated with me and so I thought I would share plus the below is pretty funny too...enjoy!
 
“The bottom line is that blogging is like sex.
You can’t fake it. You can’t fake passion.
You can’t fake wanting to engage with the public.
If you do, it will ultimately be an unsatisfying experience for both the blogger and their readers.”
 
13. At first, you’re just blogging once every week or two, but it’s not long before you’re doing it a couple of times a day.
12. A lot of kids fool around with blogs in high school but the serious blogging doesn’t start until college.
11. People really only have one good entry at a time, but will often fake multiple entries because they think it makes their readers happy.
10. It hurts when you’ve blogged and the next day your readers pretend like it never happened.
9. You know better than to blog when you’re drunk, but it’s just more fun, even if you do it with topics you wouldn’t have touched when you were sober.
8. The day after you’ve blogged drunk, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do to your regular readers.
7. Men blog like they’ve got an audience, but women like to keep it intimate.
6. You have to vary your technique once in a while, otherwise your readers will loose interest and you’ll drift apart.
5. When you first start to blog, you don’t ever have any long term readers but all you can ever think about is blogging. After a while, you do find some regular readers, but then blogging becomes a chore and you start to feel guilty if it’s been a while.
4. Most people blog at night, in the privacy of their own homes, but there’s always some jackass strutting around bragging that he prefers to blog in the office at lunch or at the local park…
3. Everyone knows that if he ever did in fact blog in his office or in the park, he was alone and just blogging into his palm.
2. If you haven’t blogged in a while, you reeeaaally start to miss it.
1. And finally, blogging is like sex because it’s incredibly embarrassing when you get caught.

So friends, I love to blog but if you love what you’re reading please spread the word and keep reading!

Thanks

3 comments:

  1. I really enjoy reading your blog entries! I only comment where I think I can (I don't on some like your fashion ones for example or like the one about coloring your hair with the app, because I don't color my hair [not yet anyway...]).

    I actually follow a few blogs. Some about diet and exercise, some about handcrafted beers and some about food. But I enjoy this blog because it is very versatile, funny and entertaining. :-)

    Now, let me go click on some of those ads... ;-)

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  2. If I could give out awards, you would get most loyal reader John, thanks for all the support...I really appreciate it!

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  3. :-)

    Thank you for writing! I know it takes time from your day to do it, but you still do. Your readers admire that! :-)

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